#catperson coalition

[fixzorforever]

Fixture is Vriska Homestuck.

[fixlan-stan]

Why did you people do this.

you mean, like, stan cc? because it's fucking fun, that's why.

[ask-exiled-fixture]

hi @fixlan-stan!!! it’s good to see that…somebody still thinks I have a future with the coalition. Declan’s fur sticks up, and I keep thinking of licking it down…how do you know that I wants to do that???

[fixzorforever]

yes this is pouring gasoline on the fire but...

dewture kismesis

y'all know I'm right just don't wanna admit it

[fixzorforever]

#tw animal dying is that how tags work? not to start a ship war or whatevz but we all know that kazor is totally canon.

what else do anons do, uh, admit to really stupid things? uhhhhhhhhhhh i once saw my mom run over a pidgeon and i am still scared

katie -> alzor's canon. I'm just not seeing the flip side.

[ask-exiled-fixture]

Whore.

you’re just mad that I seduced the man in his dead wife’s corset and he damn well liked it.

[ask-exiled-fixture]

I’m Fixture, after the Coalition kicked me out. I still love them, but I’m angry about it, and take out my vengeance on randoms.

I’m going to kill Them. they did this to me, after all.

[fixlan-stan]

like, how would they switch to lovers tho

ohhhh i'm fucking stupid :P anyways, I think it's definitely a slow burn, over the course of many duo missions, where they eventually come to respect each other a little more each day. but if you think the only way for it to happen would be a shared trauma, i can't disagree ig

[fixlan-stan]

How would you make Fixture and Declan get together? Like, what might make them happen as a couple?

Honestly i think it's definitely an enemies-to-lovers deal, but what isn't in the coalition?

[fixzorforever]

not to repeat old discourse but like, fixture very much mind controls people. it’s quite likely that fixture’s mind controlled alzor in the past (or tbh any shipmate).

Hmm. I’ve found a few really good fics in the past that have explored the concept (they may have all gotten deleted, though), and it’s a fascinating idea.

I just don’t think it canonically happens. We see that Fixture primarily mind controls people when it’s directly useful to the mission, or it advances Fixture’s aims in some way.

Plus, Fixture respects his teammates- even Dewey- enough to not mind control them. That’s a boundary that, once crossed, can’t really be undone; the team might actually leave him for good and that’s the one thing he can’t let happen.

In an AU, I’m all into it. In canon, I don’t see it. But who knows! Maybe the next update will reveal, idk, that They had Fixture practice on teammates or whatever.

[fixzorforever]

liking fixture at all is literal psychopath behavior and the fact that you pair him with someone as pure as alzor tells me you hate alzor for being easily manipulatable and neurodivergent

this is an unhinged take!!!

like. I think the idea of them as a couple is interesting, because that extra layer would interact spicily with the dynamic! it’s BECAUSE of the manipulation.

and stop uwuifying alzor. he’s not a child; he’s got moral complexity. I like alzor as a character a lot, actually- one of my favorites.

‘Psychopaths’ aren’t a thing; let’s not. The moral purity over…finding a character interesting…is a hell of a thing to find in my inbox in the year of our lord 2022.

are we yelling at people who like silence of the lambs because Hannibal is literally a cannibal?

shipping =/= saying a relationship is good

[fixlan-stan]

wait r u like jokin w/ allie being a bad person? only good one.

I'm saying that alzor is at worst morally grey and indulging in necessary evil by existing. if alzor is a good person then why not sable? they have similar worldviews.

[fixlan-stan]

also, alzor can kill RATS. considering his nickname of ‘ratter’ and how often we see panels of him laying traps, it’s very viable for it to be his primary ‘soul’ source.

Killing rats is animal cruelty and we both know it. Alzor is a bad person you're just simping because he's a short man

[fixlan-stan]

so you think it’s funny to shoot people? that’s a ha-ha side trait to you???

I said funny little guy *with* a shotgun, you subliterate buffoon. the gun is a side trait, the being funny is a main trait

[fixlan-stan]

we don’t see alzor in canon killing anyone!!!! !!!! like fixture is THEEE single most problematic one but all of us know that- like, include a disclaimer about how deck’s problematic. at least.

You joke about Declan with a shotgun as if gun violence isn’t a very real issue

alzor is literally canonically a lich, he cannot exist without killing people. as for declan using a weapon, i have tagged every post where i mention it with gun violence, alright?

[fixlan-stan]

fucked up that you're following a fixzor :/

fucked up that you fucking care which trashfire takes i like to follow